What. The. Hell. is wrong with all you fucking people? Goddamn birthday presents. Che.

Hey, sweetheart, was that cake modeled after yours?

FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN "ROMANTIC HOLIDAY."

HALF OF YOU SHITS WON'T BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT ONE.

FUCKING BITCHES.

(ooc: one of the school secretaries left him chocolates)